Now that yesterday was my official last day of work I start my next full time job of running the craziest store you have ever seen. Need a leaf blower? Maybe a lightly used Hobie stand up paddle board is more your speed? My hardly worn SCUBA drysuit would look awesome on you as you drove away in a low mileage 2008 Mazda hatch back. But wait there’s more and I’m pretty sure you could fit a 55” Panasonic Plasma TV in the back because I know it won’t fit in the RV.
Good God where did all this stuff come from? I had thought we had downsized when we moved out of the last Stanford house but now it’s clear Ebay, Craigslist, and Goodwilll is going to get some good deals. OK time to go back to work.